A Rabbit Joke
A wild rabbit finds himself caught in a trap. The next day, he’s pulled out of the trap and delivered to a research lab where he’s stuck in a cage with another rabbit. Having tasted freedom, the wild rabbit doesn’t want to spend the rest of his life cooped up in a cage being experimented on. He turns to the other rabbit and says, “Don’t worry buddy, tonight we’re going to bust out of here.”
The other rabbit says, “Gee, I don’t know. I’ve spent my whole life in the lab and I don’t know how well I’d do out there in the wild.”
The wild rabbit tells him, “Don’t worry. I’ve lived in the wild all my life. I’ll show you all the best fields.”
That night, they manage to escape the cage and get out of the lab. The wild rabbit takes his new companion to a field full of tender lettuce and tells him, “This is the third best field in the world.”
Then, they go to another field, where the wild rabbit says, “This is the second best field in the world.” It’s filled with delicious carrots. The two stuff their faces.
Finally, they arrive at what the wild rabbit says is “the best field in the world.” This one is filled with lady rabbits. The two males spend the night doing what male and female rabbits do together.
Finally, exhausted, the lab rabbit turns to his wild cohort and says, “This has been really great, but I’ve got to go back to the lab.”
“Why?” his new friend asks.
“After all we’ve done, I’m just dying for a cigarette!”