You've probably heard of the Care Bears, the sickeningly sweet, pastel-colored little bears who spouted lovely sweet things to children.  They became something of the symbol for things which are just "too sweet".  Well, this little fellow is most definitely NOT a Care Bear.  In fact, he's quite the opposite.

Instead of saying sweet little things like "Let's share!" or "I love you!", the Swear Bear says things like:

• "Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker"
• "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself"
• "Hey D*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?"
  

He's about 6 1/2 inches tall and says all the above as well as several more.

If you feel like you need one of these for your home or office, you can find them at Entertainment Earth ($17.99).