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Bowling for Soup’s “My Wena”

July 13th, 2009

As I mentioned recently, I was fortunate enough to be able to meet Erik and Jaret of the band Bowling for Soup. One of the songs they sang that evening came from their new album. Jaret said that parents shouldn’t let their children see the video produced for that song, because it took his sweet little love song “My Wena” and turned it into something disgusting and perverted. When you read the lyrics for that song below, I’m sure you’ll wonder how hard the record company had to work to get something disgusting out of it…

“My Wena”
by Bowling for Soup

Her name is Wena.
Hey, have you seen-a?
Everyone says she’s amazing.
She gets so jealous,
She sticks her head up
When I’m checkin’ out the ladies.
And she needs so much attention
She’s always hangin’ around.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
[My Wena]
She cries when I turn out the light
[My Wena]
She’s only happy when I’m holdin’ her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Take a look at my Wena.

My little Wena,
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft,
I can’t keep my hands off
Ever since the day I found her.
And she’ll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
[My Wena]
She cries when I turn out the light
[My Wena]
She’s only happy when I’m holdin’ her tight
Oh, My Wena.
Have you seen my Wena?
Get a load o’ my…

Sometimes she can’t sleep at night
And I wake up and she’s just a-lookin’ at me
And she snuggles up tight when it’s cold outside
She likes to show off when we’re walkin’ the beach
And she’s always up for goin’ extra innings
She’s a sucker for a happy ending.
And we may not always agree,
But she’s always here with me.

My Wena is lonely tonight.
She cries when I turn out the light
She’s only happy when I’m holdin’ her tight
My Wena.
[Take a look at my Wena.]

My Wena is lonely tonight.
[My wonderful Wena.]
She cries when I turn out the light
[She wants to get between ya.]
She’s only happy when I’m holdin’ her tight
Oh, My Wena.
My wonderful Wena.

Here’s a video of Bowling for Soup playing the song live at the Garage Bar in Columbus on July 8, 2009.

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I Met Erik and Jaret of Bowling for Soup!

July 7th, 2009

I’ve been a fan of the band Bowling for Soup since the first time I heard the song “1985″. As someone who was a teenager during the 1980s, it’s easy to identify with many of the things it mentions, to say nothing of getting older. “My Hometown” reminds me of my own hometown in southern Ohio, even though it’s written about the band’s hometown in Texas. Many of their songs, like “Almost”, aren’t just about familiar themes but are also just good fun to listen to. They are, without a doubt, one of my favorite bands.

Local radio station WNCI 97.9 has been featuring Bowling for Soup this week. Today, the guys joked(?) that WNCI had forgotten to budget for their meals and they were going to have to start eating with their fans. This ended up becoming an informal call-in contest where listeners offered to provide the band with dinner that night. The wife of someone at my office won that contest. Her husband asked one of his co-workers (a friend of mine) if he was familiar with Bowling for Soup. My friend was invited to the party and told he could bring a couple of friends with him. Knowing I was a big fan, he was kind enough to invite me. I jumped at the chance. I’d wanted to see Bowling for Soup play live for a long time, and it was amazing to think I’d be seeing them in such an informal setting.

Around 7:15, I arrived at the house. On the door was a sign indicating that Bowling for Soup was here, so I knew I was at the right place. Inside I caught up with the friend who had invited me, as well as the co-worker whose home it was. My friend and I spent quite a while chatting with bass player and vocalist Erik Chandler. He talked about the rigors of being on the road, missing his girlfriend, and how it can take a while to settle in when you get back home. Erik’s a good guy and I very much enjoyed meeting him.

A while after that, the guitars were brought in and the guys played several acoustic versions of their songs. I can’t remember the entire set list, but it included at least the following:

  • 1985
  • Ohio (Come Back to Texas)
  • Girl All the Bad Guys Want
  • High School Never Ends
  • When We Die
  • My Wena
  • Hit Me Baby One More Time (Britney Spears cover)
  • Two-Seater
  • Hooray for Beer

Not wanting to be an irritating fan, I did not take my digital camera with me. (I regret that now, since several people did.) I did take my cell phone, however. The good news is that I took a couple of pictures and a short bit of video. The bad news is that in the low light, my cell phone took two blurry pictures and the video is at least as bad. I’ve put the pictures below because they’re all I have, not because they’re especially great or that it’s obvious who they are. I may post the video on YouTube at some point just to share something of the experience.

At the end of the evening, many people posed for pictures with the guys. My stupid cellphone battery was dead at that point, so I wasn’t able to have my picture taken with them… which was a bummer. I did, however, get to shake Jaret’s hand and talk to him briefly, explaining that I’ve been a big fan for several years now and that I am looking forward to their latest (upcoming) album. He said they expect it to be out in September and think it’s probably the best they’ve ever done. I’m looking forward to picking it up as soon as it’s available.

I heard several people comment afterward how talented and fun the guys were (and they were right). Even though it was something of an impromptu, casual event, they gave a great performance. Erik and Jaret were every bit as cool and down-to-earth as you’d expect them to be, given the content of their music. It was an excellent, once-in-a-lifetime experience and I thank my co-workers for being kind and thoughtful enough to allow me to take part.

Erik and Jaret of Bowling for Soup (Live Acoustic)

Erik and Jaret of Bowling for Soup (Live Acoustic)

Erik and Jaret Live Acoustic Show - July 7, 2009

Erik and Jaret Live Acoustic Show - July 7, 2009

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Michael A. Stackpole’s “The Rules of Writing” Seminar

July 3rd, 2009

Michael A. Stackpole is a fairly prolific author, having penned a large number of fantasy-themed books, Star Wars novels, Battletech novels, and other works of fiction. He’s had a long and successful career. In other words, the man knows a bit about writing. He runs a web site, stormwolf.com, where he shares (and sells) what he knows and writes. He hosted a seminar at Origins 2009 entitled “The Rules of Writing”, in which he shared his top 5 tips to help aspiring fiction writers improve their craft.

I signed up for one of his sessions. After attending, I wished I had signed up for the others. Stackpole not only understands what beginning fiction writers (and experienced ones) struggle with, he also knows how to communicate solutions to those problems effectively. I think I learned more in the 1-hour session with him than I’ve learned in all the other creative writing education I’ve had. To give you an idea what to expect, I’m going to share some of what I learned from Stackpole during his Origins 2009 session. Out of respect for the author and a desire not to infringe on his copyrights (he sells a document with his 20 rules of writing) or affect his attendance at seminars, I’m only sharing part of the information here. If you want to learn more, and get more detail, I would encourage you to visit his stormwolf.com site or attend one of his seminars.

Stackpole’s first “Rule of Writing” is “Show, Don’t Tell”. This is something you hear in many creative writing classes, but Stackpole did a great job of illustrating the impact of doing it right. For example, a beginning writer will “tell” you what is going on, such as “Tom was mad.” That definitely tells you what’s going on, but you don’t have to actually think about the words. It’s better to “show” your audience how mad Tom is, by saying something like “Tom’s face turned red. He gritted his teeth and slammed his fist on the counter.” In the second example, you have to visualize what’s going on. Not only do you get the point (”Tom is mad”), you can also picture just how mad Tom is.

Stackpole also tells writers to use “Continuity Bolts” in their work to hold the story together and make it seem real. For example, if the main character in your story visits a local bar and has a conversation with the bartender while waiting on a friend to show up, use that conversation and the bartender character elsewhere in the story. Perhaps your main character needs to go to the post office to pick up a package. While he’s waiting in line, he might see the bartender buying stamps. This makes your fictional world seem more real. Similarly, if a television in the bar talks about some news story, the main character might hear people talking about that same story in line at the post office. These elements of continuity make your fictional world seem more complete and consistent, and reward readers for paying attention.

The rule that stuck with me the most was “He said, she said”. This refers to something I’ve always struggled with when I write fiction. I knew it sounded horribly awkward, but I just couldn’t see a way around it. In about two minutes, Stackpole pushed me right past that block and helped me understand what I should do instead. Lots of beginning writers construct dialogue in their stories like this:

“I don’t like it,” Tom said. “You spend too much time at that night club.”

“Don’t be jealous,” Jane told him. “I’m only dancing and hanging out with my girlfriends.”

Tom asked, “Then why did Fred tell me he saw you sitting with that guy from Accounting?”

All that “said”, “told”, and “asked” stuff gets repetitive and irritating after a while. But how do you make it obvious who’s doing the talking? Stackpole explained that one way you can do that effectively is to give your characters a unique style of speaking. Perhaps one character never uses contractions. Maybe one uses a lot of big words, while another chooses smaller, one-syllable ones. The above example might be rewritten as:

“Ticks me off, you goin’ clubbin’ like that every night.”

“That’s silly! I only go to dance and hang out with the girls.”

“Fred saw you sittin’ with a jerk from Accountin’. Why?”

In that example, Tom tends not to say the “g” at the end of words. He also likes to use shorter, more gutteral sounding sentences. Jane uses more complete sentences and a more formal speech pattern.

Another way to identify speakers is to have them name one another, as in “Oh Tom, you’re always saying things like that.”

You can also illustrate who is speaking indirectly, by showing actions they take while they’re speaking, such as “Tom picked at his fingernails.” right before he says something.

You can also hide clues in the context of the characters’ speech, such as “Being the chief of police has its advantages, eh?” If three characters are speaking and only one is the chief of police, you know who they’re talking to. It’s also likely that the next person to speak will be that “chief of police” character. These little clues help the reader figure out who is talking, who’s listening, etc., without having to explicitly use the words “he said”, “she uttered”, “she asked”, etc.

For example, another way you might rewrite the original scene:

He gritted his teeth. “Ticks me off, you goin’ clubbin’ every night, Jane.”

“Oh, Tommy! I only go to dance and hang out with my girlfriends.”

“Fred saw you sittin’ with a jerk from Accountin’. Why?”

In the first line, we know the speaker is male, and he is talking to Jane, even if we don’t know who that speaker is. In the next line, Jane tells us it’s Tom. Now that we’ve established that Tom and Jane are talking, the third and subsequent lines can just deliver dialog until someone new enters the conversation or an existing speaker leaves.

(My examples above aren’t intended to be great writing, just quick illustrations to get the point across.)

Stackpole also shared suggestions for making scenes and dialog do “double duty” and explained the importance of researching the topics you write about. During the seminar, he recommended authors whose work provides good examples of different areas of fiction writing, such as dialogue, plotting, characterization, and

At his seminars, Stackpole sells CD-ROMs which contain PDF (Adobe Reader) files. I purchased the disc for this particular seminar. The PDF contains the 5 rules Stackpole discussed in the seminar, along with another 15. The disc also contains a copy of a back issue of his “The Secrets” newsletter that covers “timely and classic” writing issues. For example, his June 19, 2009, issue (122) discussed how to prepare documents for the Amazon Kindle device

I’m looking forward to attending Stackpole’s seminars at Gen Con Indy 2009 in August and wish him continued success in his career.

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